Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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