Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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