I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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