Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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