he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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