drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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