butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
