garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She said her name was "party"
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So much rum. So many feels.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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