Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.