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  Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.

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  (202): Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed. http://tfl.nu/1ylc
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  Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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  (208): Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation. http://tfl.nu/cfqm
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  was it good sex?

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  i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was

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  (415): was it good sex? (510): i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was http://tfl.nu/o836
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  The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

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  (932): The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change http://tfl.nu/8ts2
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  (206): View more from Washington

  I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

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  (206): I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve. http://tfl.nu/axt4
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  No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.

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  (+65): No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car. http://tfl.nu/46mc
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  we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table

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  (225): we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table http://tfl.nu/ufec
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  Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon

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  (415): Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon http://tfl.nu/mt9v
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  Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?

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  (209): Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2? http://tfl.nu/78yk
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  I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.

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  (780): I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore. http://tfl.nu/qn6g
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  I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.

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  (360): I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box. http://tfl.nu/hoaw
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  I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state

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  (258): I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state http://tfl.nu/9dxv
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  Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"

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  (831): Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over" http://tfl.nu/jc5k
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  I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis

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  (913): I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis http://tfl.nu/drda
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  Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.

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  (479): Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10. http://tfl.nu/l1mx
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