I molested 6 butterflies tonight
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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