We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.