Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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