I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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