idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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