There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
