im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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