Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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