she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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