At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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