Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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