normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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