so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
All the doctor said was why
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
