So gin and wine won't be happening again
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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