I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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