school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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