I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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