Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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