If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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