Sponge bath it is.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
nutella sex= disaster
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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