Walk of Shame. In a state park.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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