I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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