woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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