Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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