okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He is an equal opportunity slut.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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