i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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