You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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