i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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