the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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