I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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