it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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