honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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