How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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