oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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