have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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