dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Vodka?
Forever.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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