good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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