He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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