Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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