Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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