The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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