am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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