she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this just has baby written all over it
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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