Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
They have beer where we have blood.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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