Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
They are going to name an STD after you.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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