Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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